Gym Class

Okay, for all you guys/men/boys reading, now would be a good time to stop reading. Like, right now.

I was in gym, getting changed to LEAVE gym (I HATE gym), and my friend, Lover-of-Boys, was also with me. There's also one other girl of worthy note that this whole story is about. Said girl, HP-Look-Alike, is kind of short. She is also HUGE!!! I mean chest-wise. Poor girl. She's fairly skinny, too, but she's cute. She reminds me of Hayden Panettierre, thus the HP-Look-Alike. Anyway, she has another friend, Jill, in this locker section of ours. Well, they like to play with HPLA's womanly "assets". Yeah. For some reason, Jill grabbed her, and was like, jiggling them. We could hear them (we weren't looking, I swear).

Then Jill has to go and say, "How come MINE don't do that?" One of the other girls (another friend's of theirs), says, "Do what?" Me and Lover-Of-Boys, look up, and all three girls are standing in front of the tall mirrors, with Jill behind HPLA, Jill's hands on HPLA's... ahem... you know what I mean. We can't see what they're doing, but Jill is showing this other friend what HP
LA's "assets" do that obviously Jill's don't. Me and Lover-of-Boys try our BEST not to laugh, because this is like, the strangest thing we have EVER seen. I try my best not to smile as I walk out saying, "I need a drink of water."

Once we reach the water fountain, I burst out laughing. Lover-of-Boys simply looks appalled. "Can you believe that? We have the STRANGEST girls in gym class." Again, I cannot help laughing.

Good grief, that brings another 'horrible' memory. A while back, me and my whole family go to Lagoon. My brothers are off doing something, while me, my mom and my dad are waiting in line to get into the park. They (my brothers) come back, gasping and looking horrified.

"There's this huge lady over there. She was taking her shirt off, and she was SOOO pale!" says Mr. T.

"Then, she said, 'This body ain't seen the sun for 8 years.' in like a really weird voice!" Tacoman says. Me and the Big Kahuna look at each other and laugh.

Some people are so ridiculous.