Sheesh. Crazy Utah weather. It does NOT get any better than this, right? (yuk, yuk) ;D I don't mind it, really. We don't have to use the sprinkling system as much, right? Our grass is pretty green, and looking GOOD!!!
Anyway, sorry it's been forever. It's the end of the school year, and I guess to teachers that means: GIVE US TESTS!!!! We want them SOOOOOOOOOOO bad. (Newsflash: WE DON'T!!!!)
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That's a bunny, in case you didn't know. I just learned how to do it, and I'm very happy. I love bunnies!!!!
Speaking of animals, that is our video for today. Everyone likes to laugh, right? RIGHT?! I also watch America's Funniest Home Videos, and it makes me laugh. Hard. People (and animals) are pretty stupid when you think about it. (Tee-hee)
Anyway, there's a funny video about dogs, which are (quite possibly) the stupidest animal on earth. HILARIOUS video. Hope you like it!!!!
May 27, 2010
May 3, 2010
Mother's Day
MOTHER'S DAY!!!! YAY!!!! Happy Mother's Day to all the mom's of the world. We couldn't have done it without you!
I like Mother's Day. Gives me one more reason to celebrate moms. True, I'm not always in agreement with my mom, but that doesn't mean I don't love her. Me and my mom share a special bond, especially since I am the only daughter my parents have. Not everyone has this bond, and it makes me appreciate *THAT* much more. I have friends who don't get along with their moms at all. But I have other friends that absolutely adore their moms. GOOD FOR THEM! I hope you appreciate your moms, especially because (And I quote): "They brought you into this world, they can take you out!" (Bill Cosby, not word for word).
So, here it is.
I OWE IT TO MY MOM:
1-My mother taught me to appreciate a job well done.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2-My mother taught me religion
"You better pray that comes out of the carpet"
3-My mother taught me about time travel.
"If you don't straighten up, I'll knock you into next week!"
4-My mother taught me logic
"Because I said so, that's why"
5-My mother taught me MORE logic
"If you fall out of the swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6-My mother taught me foresight
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you get in an accident."
7-My mother taught me irony
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
8-My mother taught me the science of OSMOSIS
"Shut up and eat your supper."
9-My mother taught me about contortion-ism
"Just look at all the dirt on your neck!"
10-My mother taught me about stamina
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11-My mother taught me about weather
"It looks like a tornado went through your room!"
12-My mother taught me about hypocrisy
"I've told you a thousand times-DON'T EXAGGERATE!!"
13-My mother taught me about behavior modification
"Stop acting like your father."
14-My mother taught me about envy
"There are millions of less fortunate children in the world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
15-My mother taught me about anticipation
"Just wait until we get home."
16-My mother taught me about receiving
"You're going to get it when we get home!"
17-My mother taught me medical school
"If you keep crossing your eyes, they will get stuck like that!"
18-My mother taught me ESP
"Put on your sweater-don't you think I know when you're getting cold?"
19-My mother taught me humor
"When the lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
20-My mother taught me how to become an adult
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
21-My mother taught me genetics
"You're just like your father."
22-My mother taught me about roots
"Shut the door behind you. Do you think you were brought up in a barn?"
23-My mother taught me wisdom
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
24-My mother taught me justice
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you."
Moms-you gotta love 'em!
Today's vid is John Mayer with "Daughters". It has to do with mothers, but not fully... It's still good, though, trust me.
I like Mother's Day. Gives me one more reason to celebrate moms. True, I'm not always in agreement with my mom, but that doesn't mean I don't love her. Me and my mom share a special bond, especially since I am the only daughter my parents have. Not everyone has this bond, and it makes me appreciate *THAT* much more. I have friends who don't get along with their moms at all. But I have other friends that absolutely adore their moms. GOOD FOR THEM! I hope you appreciate your moms, especially because (And I quote): "They brought you into this world, they can take you out!" (Bill Cosby, not word for word).
So, here it is.
I OWE IT TO MY MOM:
1-My mother taught me to appreciate a job well done.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2-My mother taught me religion
"You better pray that comes out of the carpet"
3-My mother taught me about time travel.
"If you don't straighten up, I'll knock you into next week!"
4-My mother taught me logic
"Because I said so, that's why"
5-My mother taught me MORE logic
"If you fall out of the swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6-My mother taught me foresight
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you get in an accident."
7-My mother taught me irony
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
8-My mother taught me the science of OSMOSIS
"Shut up and eat your supper."
9-My mother taught me about contortion-ism
"Just look at all the dirt on your neck!"
10-My mother taught me about stamina
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11-My mother taught me about weather
"It looks like a tornado went through your room!"
12-My mother taught me about hypocrisy
"I've told you a thousand times-DON'T EXAGGERATE!!"
13-My mother taught me about behavior modification
"Stop acting like your father."
14-My mother taught me about envy
"There are millions of less fortunate children in the world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
15-My mother taught me about anticipation
"Just wait until we get home."
16-My mother taught me about receiving
"You're going to get it when we get home!"
17-My mother taught me medical school
"If you keep crossing your eyes, they will get stuck like that!"
18-My mother taught me ESP
"Put on your sweater-don't you think I know when you're getting cold?"
19-My mother taught me humor
"When the lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
20-My mother taught me how to become an adult
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
21-My mother taught me genetics
"You're just like your father."
22-My mother taught me about roots
"Shut the door behind you. Do you think you were brought up in a barn?"
23-My mother taught me wisdom
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
24-My mother taught me justice
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you."
Moms-you gotta love 'em!
Today's vid is John Mayer with "Daughters". It has to do with mothers, but not fully... It's still good, though, trust me.
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