Mother's Day

MOTHER'S DAY!!!! YAY!!!! Happy Mother's Day to all the mom's of the world. We couldn't have done it without you!

I like Mother's Day. Gives me one more reason to celebrate moms. True, I'm not always in agreement with my mom, but that doesn't mean I don't love her. Me and my mom share a special bond, especially since I am the only daughter my parents have. Not everyone has this bond, and it makes me appreciate *THAT* much more. I have friends who don't get along with their moms at all. But I have other friends that absolutely adore their moms. GOOD FOR THEM! I hope you appreciate your moms, especially because (And I quote): "They brought you into this world, they can take you out!" (Bill Cosby, not word for word).

So, here it is.

I OWE IT TO MY MOM:

1-My mother taught me to appreciate a job well done.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2-My mother taught me religion
"You better pray that comes out of the carpet"
3-My mother taught me about time travel.
"If you don't straighten up, I'll knock you into next week!"
4-My mother taught me logic
"Because I said so, that's why"

5-My mother taught me MORE logic
"If you fall out of the swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6-My mother taught me foresight
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you get in an accident."

7-My mother taught me irony
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8-My mother taught me the science of OSMOSIS
"Shut up and eat your supper."

9-My mother taught me about contortion-ism
"Just look at all the dirt on your neck!"

10-My mother taught me about stamina
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11-My mother taught me about weather
"It looks like a tornado went through your room!"

12-My mother taught me about hypocrisy
"I've told you a thousand times-DON'T EXAGGERATE!!"

13-My mother taught me about behavior modification
"Stop acting like your father."

14-My mother taught me about envy
"There are millions of less fortunate children in the world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

15-My mother taught me about anticipation
"Just wait until we get home."

16-My mother taught me about receiving
"You're going to get it when we get home!"

17-My mother taught me medical school
"If you keep crossing your eyes, they will get stuck like that!"

18-My mother taught me ESP
"Put on your sweater-don't you think I know when you're getting cold?"

19-My mother taught me humor
"When the lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

20-My mother taught me how to become an adult
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

21-My mother taught me genetics
"You're just like your father."

22-My mother taught me about roots
"Shut the door behind you. Do you think you were brought up in a barn?"

23-My mother taught me wisdom
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

24-My mother taught me justice
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you."

Moms-you gotta love 'em!

Today's vid is John Mayer with "Daughters". It has to do with mothers, but not fully... It's still good, though, trust me.