We're talking about THAT!!!!

So, as most of you know, I'm in Summer Bio. It's a good class, but keep in mind that this class is open for kids going into the ninth grade to kids going into their senior year. That's immature. RIGHT. THERE.

We're getting like, biological, here, just so ya know.

We are discussing/being taught about the different between meiosis and mitosis. Mitosis is for 'single' cells (so to speak), and meiosis is for cells that it takes TWO to make one. Mitosis is when the cells simply duplicate themselves, and all the cells look the same. Meiosis is where the cells get half of 'mom', and half of 'dad'. Get it? Got it? GOOD.

So one kid is kind of obsessed. "oh. We're talking about THAT!" He said. One of the other teachers came in the room to grab something. Said immature kid saw him and said, "Hey, Mr. E, we're talking about THAT!" We kind of all laughed, and the teacher who was originally teaching this says, "We don't want him to know we're talking about THAT." The kid kind of looks confused for two seconds, turns to "Mr. E", and says, "Just kidding. We are NOT talking about THAT!" Stupid kid. Everyone laughed, anyway.

Now go back and replace all of "THAT" with 's=e=x'. Yeah.

Speaking of which, I have some funny stories of said THAT.

A while ago, the subject somehow arised at lunch time. I'm not exactly sure how it went, and all I remember is we're sitting at lunch, and saying to one friend, "Do you seriously NOT know what the birds and the bees are?" She shakes her head. "Go ask your mom." Someone replies. "Can we NOT talk about this?" another friend, still eating her lunch, asks. It goes quiet for a moment, and then, blonde friend in question says,

"It doesn't have anything to do with tobacco, does it?"

The table BUSTS up laughing so loud. Poor girl. But the good thing is, she's tough. She doesn't really care if people laugh at her or not. She knows now (this was a couple of years ago), but still.

I am a Reba-fanatic. I used to not be, and I started watching her series, and couldn't get enough, seriously. So in one episode, her son-in-law, Van, explains to her 8-year-old son, Jake, what it is. It doesn't tell you or show you what he tells the Jake, but we hear about it from Reba's daughter/Van's wife, Cheyenne. Reba thanks him and everything, and he explains how he told Jake it's called the birds and the bees.

"Except, I don't see how the birds and the bees can do, especially if they're flying when they're doing it. That's probably why you see all the birds flying into the window."

Van's an idiot, seriously. But it's funny. I tried uploading the video, but it won't let me. Just check it out online, and it starts at about 11:43 and goes on for about five minutes.

PS-I'm sorry if you think this is an inappropriate blog. These things happen in my daily life, and I try my best to keep it clean. Seriously