Stupid People

Okay, so maybe of some of you remember my recent post on stupid people (if you could read it). Well, they're everywhere. I, as well as some of you, go to school/work with them. We be-friend them, and we even have to help them. I'm not trying to 'dis' the stupid people, but come on! Some of them, their problem is just COMMON SENSE!!!

It's the end of the school year, which means we have to turn text books in, right? Well, my science teacher was having problems with the system. Some of us had like, 8 fines according to 'him', when it was really the computer going ski-wampus. I felt so bad for him. He was getting a lot of heat from the parents as well as the students.

He explained to us--several times, might I add--this problem he was having. I got it the first time, and double checked ONLY ONCE. But some girls just don't get it. One girl, for example, EVERY DAY was complaining. She even complained to some other teacher in class (we have several classes together--ugh...) what was happening. I then raised my hand and proceeded to tell them that the science teacher was having problems with the system, and the 'head dpt.' wasn't showing him how to do it. The teacher that this girl was complaining to, my world-civ teacher, said, "I'm sure he'll fix it." She still complained about it.

As if that's not enough, she's LATE all the time. So the day my science teacher announces, "Well, I hope you're all happy, because I've been spending at least two hours for the last 3-4 days going in and typing in who had turned their book in and who hadn't." He had to go in BY HAND, instead of by the stupid system on the computer, to put who had and who hadn't turned in their book. We all cheered. Then, said stupid girl, comes in. LATE. And is dying to know why every one is clapping.

I almost said, "Well, if you hadn't been late, you would KNOW." But I didn't say anything, even though I probably should've. ARGH!!! Some of these people drive me up the wall. Don't even get me started on the people who aren't paying attention when the teacher says something, and then they turn around and ask something about what the teacher just said.

These people... they're EVERYWHERE!!!

Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old
fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying:
"Free to good home. You want it, you take it."

For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking

twice at it. He eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of

this deal. It looked too good to be true, so he changed the sign to read:

"Fridge for sale $50." The next day someone stole it.

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One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone
shouted... "Look at that dead bird!"

Someone looked up at the sky and said... "where???"

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While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent
which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun
waking him up every morning.

She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?" When my brother explained

that the sun rises in the east, and has for some time, she shook her head

and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff."

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I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a

call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open.

I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week."

He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly,

I said, "Uh, Pacific".

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My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard one

of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend

drive to the shore. She drove down in a convertible, but, "didn't think she'd get

sunburned because the car was moving".

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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut
through a seat belt if she gets trapped.

She keeps it in the trunk...

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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost

luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up.

She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional

and I was in good hands.

"Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"

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While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go.

He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4

pieces or 6.

He thought about it for some time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces;

I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.

Yep, they walk among us
AND
they reproduce!