X Wedding(s) and A Funeral

"What about those colors?"
"Well, sure, but I want my wedding in the spring. Those colors just don't work."
"How about these flowers? Ooh, those shoes would look FABULOUS!!!"
"How about this cake? I'm loving it!!!"

These are the things that girls talk about. Except me. Personally it's annoying. Especially with this new pinterest craze, everyone is pinning things that they are 100% sure that *THIS* is what is going to happen on their wedding day.
Does it?

I think not.

With recent events occuring, I have decided it would be a little bit...smarter to plan my funeral!

Regardless of how I die, my obituary will state that I was doing something heroic (saving a puppy or a child-you get the idea), and the organs that CAN be donated SHOULD BE donated (I should still try and save lives, right?). After this is done, my lovely little body will be sent to be cremated, where my ashes go to either A) one of those urns that reads "Ashes of problem students", or B) A super mega fancy urn.

The funeral will involve people lining up and passing the open urn, and if they so desire, they may spit in the urn (I know, gross).

THEN.... I would LOVE for my immediate family (Mom, Dad and sibs) to jump on a plane STRAIGHT. TO. IRELAND.

Where they will tour the Emerald Isle and spread my ashes (they may keep a handful if they so desire).

I often joke with people I plan on having a funeral before I plan on having kids.

Did I mention nothing in my life has gone the way as planned?