MY Boyfriend Theory

Oh, hi. Long time, no see. But (as most of you know):

A: School is back in session, and
B: There's nothing to blog about.

Well, not really, anyway. School's back. So what? No classes with any friends (okay, well, two, but it's the same person!), and my classes? Snooze-ville. Well, for the most part.

Like, my US History class? Gag. My math class? Obnoxious kids, although the teacher is really nice. My chem class is sort of-kind of-maybe fun. The teacher is, once again, nice. My english class? OK. There's this really cute kid, and I sort of-kind of-maybe want him to notice me. However, I'm not pushing it. Okay, subject change here.

I have a friend who is SPOILED ROTTEN. Like, seriously, she got her driver's license like, the day AFTER she turned 16, and her parents got her a car (of course). She has her own cell phone, her own DS (game system), her own iPod (big surprise), and has been seen using all three. AT ONCE. I was there, trust me.

She also works like, three jobs. Her dad works at a kind of shake shop at a mall, and she helps him. Her mom works at an insurance job, and she helps cleaning the office I think. Her mom also kind of 'runs/manages' a shop called 'Jewelry on Main' or something like that. So she helps her mom with the jewelry thing. Well, it's a natioanl company, and they had a convention or something like that, and talked to a CEO there, and she now officialy 'works' there, even though you're not supposed to until you're 18.

Oh, and she works at Lagoon.

She has been there for two years, and this last year, has been the NUMBER 1 employee since she started this year (she works in the games department). She says it's like, really hard just to get in the top ten. Does she get anything for being number 1? No. At least, not until the end of the year. If she is still numere uno at the end of the year, then she gets a little plaque. You know, the little board thingy with her name and picture, and says "number one employee for lagoon's gaming department", or whatever. Yeah, not the gingivitis-kill-your-teeth kind of thing.

Anyway, she also says they sometimes get cool prizes, like an iPod, or a gift card with a RIDICULOUS amount of money on it. Not that she needs it. Her parents give her everything they want. So, anyway...

She also has a boyfriend. (this is actually the point of my story) There WAS another guy, but lots of drama, and I didn't fully understand it, either, so we'll just skip that. So this current boyfriend is really kind, really sweet... yeah I was busy working on something else when she was talking, so I was sort of-kind of-maybe half paying attention. (SORRY!!!)

Anyway, then she asks, "So, do you have a boyfriend? Are you involved with anyone right now?"

"Well, not really." I respond, A-because it's also sort of-kind of-maybe against my religion, and B-because I'm just not into guys.

"Well, why not?" she asks. I shrug, although technically, she can't see me.

"I dunno, I'm just not a 'guy' kind of girl. I just don't roll that way."

"Oh." And the conversation turns elsewhere. I don't need to tell her that yes, every once in a while I see a nice guy, but NOOOOO, he doesn't really seem interested, or I don't even EXIST to him (which is okay), and I turn my attention elsewhere. Or, that maybe SOME guys have been... 'into' me, but EWW!!!!! I didn't like them.

So, I haven't talked to her since (it's been about two weeks, now), but we rarely talk. Which is fine by me, because sometimes, I (me, myself and I) need time to start 'building' up stuff to talk about. (Sigh)

My life is SOOOO boring.